Monday, February 29, 2016

Tristan Spohn 3rd Period

Recently, a superfluous number of people have been breaking into various history museums all around the world during the nighttime. I'm talking thousands upon thousands. It appears the cause of this has been rooted in the quite popular "Night at the Museum" franchise, as many people have mistaken the film as a documentary rather than a work of fiction. In a worldwide news conference Ben Stiller officially announced the "Night at the Museum" as being a work of fiction in hopes of dissuading and stopping all of the break-ins. However, conspiracy theorists have claimed that the ancient beings inside museums that come to life only at night have brainwashed Stiller into lying about the existence of this phenomenon in effort to preserve their way of life.

Source: Anonymous

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