Tristan Spohn 3rd Period

The popular song, 'Hot Cross Buns', exceptionally beloved by the children of our generation, has officially been outlawed in the United States of America. This is because studies have shown that 75% of the children that listen to this song grow up dangerously depressed from the fact they have never been able to actually eat some Hot Cross Buns in their lifetime. The United States congress feels this is a cruel predicament, and has finally decided to take action. This directly correlates to Uncle Tom's Cabin. Similar to Hot Cross Buns, it was banned because of explicit content that the South (and congress) did not wish for others to hear/ read.