Down that last bottle of sake because this might be hard to hear. That sushi you just ate, yeah that salmon roll, might have contained a parasite that causes Anisakaisis, an illness that causes lots of vomiting, fever, and gut pain. This illness is becoming more and more common because of the growing popularity of eating raw fish in the western world. Just don't eat that much raw fish and hopefully you won't have it coming back up the next day.
Clearly this is all a plot by the agriculture industry to tank the fishing/sushi industry. Let me explain. So ever since the dawn of capitalism, each faction has been at war. Every industry and its leaders will try to ruin, betray, and literally kill to knock off the other one. Since the rising popularity of sushi has taken the spot light off the American staple foods like corn and apple pies, the agriculture industry has been trying to ruin them. They've since planted parasites and devised plots to tank the sushi sales. Luckily for us like minded truthers, we know that this is an industry war. But not just any war, this might be the war to end all wars. They will stop at nothing to ruin the other, laying waste to cities and countries as they battle. These two giants will topple our tallest towers and flatten our deepest canyons. They will never stop till one completely annihilates the other, no matter the body count. Be wary of this next time you go to eat. It may just be the last time.
This is fact- just like how Sonic intentionally slips actual plastic into McDonalds' meals. Industries and corporations have gone too far, and we as a society need to resort to the lifestyle of our prehistoric predecessors in the treetops. From the trees we may watch as the last legions of industry wage their final war. And as they fall, we will emerge, having bested them once and for all. The people will be victorious.
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