Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Cracking some kid kinder eggs - Evan Daane

Unboxing things has been a long time craze on youtube but over the recent years it has shifted gears to the child toy market. Now you may be thinking, "what child wants to watch something be unboxed and played with by some other child?" and you're not the only one. The new template for a successful toy unboxing channel is to have a toddler open an egg of some sort, full of toys, and then play with them for others amusement. What a fun way to spend your day, watching videos of other kids opening kinder eggs of toys.


What is the internet anymore. I know people have been exploiting their children for centuries but come on, opening eggs of various sized filled with toys, that's an all time low for the humans as a species. Putting them to back breaking work gives them good life lessons like "Go to school so you don't have to do back breaking work" and "Do it correctly so it doesn't have to be done over again" and others. Now particularly cruel parents are using their children for these videos and getting hundreds of thousands of dollars, all while stroking their brain dead kids ego way past where it should be for a 4 year old.

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