Wednesday, May 17, 2017

One Butthurt President - Evan Daane

Donald Trump (Lizard in an orange peel) has been recently quoted as saying that he is the most poorly treated politician in history. He goes on to blame the media and the other politicians. His speech turns into a motivational speaker speech as he talks about how you must ignore the naysayers as they only bring you down. Then in Trump fashion, he went on to talk about how he's so great or whatever.


He can't even say he's the most poorly treated politician because he's not a politician. He's an overzealous howler monkey with a cat's ass for a mouth. He's not treated poorly either because much of what he says is nay saying and hate speech is just facts. Facts are apparently hate speech. Who knew? He's just one butthurt balding jackass. See that's hate speech. If I said "global warming is real" he'd take it as a personal attack, even though it's a goddamn fact.

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