College is expensive

I'm going to type the rest of this post in 'cry type'. See if you can understand me by the end.

colleiuge is streechful and mmm only a SIPPPHEMORE.. LIKE guys, i AINT GOTTT 60,,,, 000 SMACKARROONIES  n me b..... y all i got two moree years to go,,,,,,, a nd ia alrready waint toa die ai little................. iu;;m exxcited about dorm life,,,,,,, but ddd ecoratin a dorm wiell be sad and eax HAUSTING. U hevr to sharr batriomms with peeipl .. i thiank it;lll be cool to be OWN my own ki nda,,,,,, so i can go on fasts and cleanssesssss anddd ssshit,,,,,,,, BUT ALSO I DDDONT WANT TOU LLEAVE MY MOMMY.. .......... shhhe;;s toooa goo d to me and iu miss he r aulready.................. i haoteu coillege................ here;;s a poem i made myselfff: i hate colle ge college hautesss me i doun;t wanna go but i aelso kinnda haftao screw this i WANT to stay home....................................................................... i t;;;ss g eattin l ate......................... i; ;;m go in TO sllleep........................................................ b yy

Pretend this was a legitimate blog post. 
Love,
     Wallis xoxox