Monday, November 4, 2013

Don't Blaim your Problems on Bigfoot-Meg Mickelsen

On Saturday night in Catoosa, Oklahoma, a Sasquatch related shooting took place.  Three people have been arrested and one man is in the hospital.   The story first told was, two friends, out hunting for Bigfoot, got a little scared and one accidentally shot the other. This may seem like a fine story to you or me, but the fine Sheriff of Catoosa had doubts.  This wily officer of the law apparently doubts all stories relating to Bigfoot.  He presumably used the ole' good cop/bad cop routine when questioning the 2nd time and got a new story.  No one was hunting for Bigfoot, there were three man, and one had his wife with him.  One man was startled and shot the other, and the 3rd man disposed of the gun in the lake.  Now, they are all in trouble for withholding evidence.  The Bigfoot alibi has failed one again. Thus, don't blame your problems on Bigfoot.  Read the full story here http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/news/local_news/catoosa/man-wounded-in-shooting-accident-while-hunting-for-sasquatch-in-catoosa


5 comments:

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  2. Aaaand there goes this week's excuse for not turning in homework.

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  3. That's actually hilarious. The fact that they just blamed it all on Big Foot and used that as a 'valid' excuse is so ridiculous it's laughable. I'm just glad that the sheriff realized that that was probably very unlikely to happen and is probably a lie.

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  4. Byron Otis- how depressing. I've always looked up to Bigfoot (literally as well as figuratively, ha-ha) and seeing him dragged into a scenario like this is just degrading. I hope we can all forget about this, these people go to jail, and that noble Bigfoot is undisturbed in his wild, honorable travels.

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  5. Wow. I never thought people used the whole "hunting for bigfoot" thing as an excuse. I thought it was real. This is kinda disappointing, actually. To use Bigfoot as an excuse is a shame.

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