Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Fidgeting is a sin - Evan Daane

The fidget spinner craze has hit the united states and abroad and it looks like there's no end. The little three sided bearing based spinners are getting into the hands of the self diagnosed masses and causing much anger. The fad will eventually subside but for now there are many complaints about them disturbing classes and many schools have begun to ban them. The other side argues that they are a much needed tool to calm people WHO ACTUALLY HAVE DIAGNOSED ADHD KAREN. Some are compare these to other passing crazes like Rubiks cubes and jelly bracelets (which many religious zealots were convinced were dangerous sex bracelets and each color referred to a dangerous sex act that when broken the wearer had to perform said dangerous sex act) and they might be right. Until then, we'll just have to live with it.


Who the hell decided they wanted to make cancer in the shape of a three pronged ball-bearing spinning contraption. Probably communists. Goddamn commies always trying to topple our democracy. They can't though. We are a strong country with god protecting us from sex bracelets and fidget spinners. The only thing worse than the kid crazes are abortions and the devil himself, and god protects us from them every single day isn't that right Jesus up on high? You can't kill us commie atheist homosexuals! WE ARE AMERICA AND YOU ARE NOT!!!! Go back into the trash hole you were spawned from! Your mother ought to be ashamed of what you became you communist fidget spinning Rubiks cube solving godless heathens! You are the scum of the earth! The scum I SAY!

1 comment:

  1. Okay so obviously you have a certain opinion on the matter, I personally think the spinner has become too much of another account of mass media making it to where it causes controversy. Though intended to help, it's being put in the wrong hands.

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