https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5be258cce4b0dbe871a44e30/amp
Buckle up folks. This past midterm the great state of Virginia elected Denver Riggleman to the House of Representatives. During the campaign, his opponent, Leslie Cockburn, insinuated that Riggleman was a Bigfoot erotica fanatic. I can’t make this up.
https://www.vox.com/2018/7/30/17629580/riggleman-cockburn-bigfoot-erotica
Anyways, Bigfoot Boy got elected.
Sic sempur tyrannis y’all.
While this is a clear marker of how low America’s standards are, this is not the first time such an embarrassment has been elected. Let us not forget Anthony Weiner.
(I swear these are real names.)
Anthony Weiner was caught sexting a 15 year old in early 2016.
The only difference is that sexting a minor is an actual crime (Bigfoot porn isn’t) and Weiner was already in office when he had his scandal.
It’s over. Government is cancelled. We can all go home now.
You have an instresting way of words Hadely.
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I swear I didn’t make this up. This is real news. Virginia elected a guy who’s publicly into explicit Bigfoot imagery.
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