A Moon of Blood Shall Descend Upon the Innocent, and a New Age of Death and Ignorance Shall Fill the Night, or Baphomet Returns by Gabriel David Giron Vives

Summery: There's gonna be a Blood Moon on Sept. 27th. This will Probably be real cool. However, some people think it to be the end. Of the world. People are thinking the world is ending. On the night of the blood moon. Fun.

Analysis: Oh how I do enjoy a good Blood Moon. The sky turns dark, the clouds fly away, and the world is covered in the soft beautiful light, of red impending death. It's moments like these that remind me that, Lucifer has truly never left us. He's been with us always. Just like in Literally probably hundreds of years before us, Blood Moons have always inspired, (Or maybe mostly scared) religious peoples of every sort. Heck, even non-religious peoples of every sort. The red light of the moon (Caused by eclipse, to reiterate, not by Lucifer himself) is rather haunting indeed, and leads to a great watching and a very good time out. But for some reason, these christian people seem to be completely scarred out of their wits. Sort of reminiscent of the old christians and puritans who'd freak over "witches" or the Aztecs who'd come up with doomsdays. These people don't seem to be able to comprehend that nature works in a more readable ways than god does. This isn't of course every Christian, just those great lucky few who are absolutely insane and like to yell it at others. (Subsequently ruining every other christians lives with their Hogwash) Once the day goes by and the Blood Moon comes and goes, they'll realize they're wrong. Again. And, retreat back to their cooky schemes and cockamamy ideals. Yelling that they misinterpreted the word and will have to try again later. However, if they are correct, I for one, welcome satan with open arms. Honestly, I don't know if I can survive APUSH and Lucifer ascending from he depths of hell to take humanity back where it belongs will be a much welcomed excuse out. (Without all the stress of ruining my reputation or way of getting into college!)

Look at that, Does that look like something that could end the world? 

Okay! That's all for today! Here's the source.

Hail Lucifer friends!