Monday, March 6, 2017

White House Hacks Back- Evan Goddamn Daane

The White House has been spying on Trump ever since he began his campaign. And you know what makes it worse? The Goddamn fake news sources like the New York goddamn Times. This is not a conspiracy theory and if you say anything otherwise, you're fake goddamn news. Obama hates Trump and was trying to sabotage him. Then he tried to hide the evidence. What a loser.



Obama is a muslim from Somalia. He's also a communist hippie. It makes me so goddamn angry to see him try to backhandedly end the campaign of our lord, Donald J. Trump. I mean c'mon. The worst part is, he's getting away with it! What the hell America? Where have our values of freedom and justice gone? This nation was founded on the idea of Liberty and Justice!





2 comments:

  1. I love this abstract take on ideas, it's really interesting to see Evan Goddamn Dane's insight.

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  2. You're goddamn right, Evan Goddamn Daane. Donald Juice Trump is the only true god. Obama is a pot-loving anarchist who wants to control our minds. Anyone who says otherwise is a COMMIE.
    -Cal Thompson

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