Monday, March 13, 2017

Hitler's tummy troubles

I just watched a documentary on the medications of Hitler. (The many, MANY, medications Hitler was given.) It was titled "Hitler, The Junkie". I have never laughed so hard at a documentary. The documentary was meant to inform the viewer about how much of a wreck Hitler was, but instead left me cracking up at some of the information it showed. For instance, Hitler's 'tummy troubles' were mentioned. Hitler's flatulence was mentioned. Records of a stool sample from Hitler were shown. ACTUAL VIDEO FOOTAGE of German soldiers taking a group shit in a trench was shown. It's all so nasty, that it makes me think that the documentary isn't really innocently presenting information about Hitler's bodily issues. I think it's meant to smear the name of Hitler even more. That's fine by me.

I never thought I would ever hear the words "tummy troubles" in the same sentence as the name "Hitler". I feel like I've been enlightened, now knowing that Hitler was not only a jackass, but also a skitzy, bloated, gassy, shitface. Just the mental image of Adolf Hitler farting is enough.

Like *read this in a high german accent for full effect* "Haha! Oh Hitler! Gut luck vith your flatulence!"

Love,
Wallis Brown xoxox

3 comments:

  1. This is very interesting that Hitler had so many physical issues as he did physiological. That is a very odd topic to create a documentary over.

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  2. I agree with Sarah. what a weird topic!

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  3. This is something I would never had thought has been made. What an interesting topic to choose to make a documentary about.

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