Cassh mii ousside hoow boww dah?

So.. wa ha-hapin'd wuz... da gurl frum docta phil go' her own realitee sho. So Imma do tha same, so imma finna get rich with da cash... ChuhChing

The annoying, over-rated, waste of space, Danielle Bregoli, better known to the public as The "cash me outside" girl who appears on Dr. Phil, and more recently, in unfunny memes of her saying "Catch me outside", has been offered the chance to have her own reality tv show. I personally find this to be terribysmal news. "But Wallis!", you say annoyingly, "'terribysmal' isn't a word! you can't expect people to take you seriously with such awful grammatical errors!" To which I reply, triumphantly, and with much sass, "If someone with as little talent and worth as Danielle Bregoli can get her grubby little mitts anywhere near a TV deal, by spewing nonsensical fighting words, then I can surely use the word 'terribysmal', in order to make a point that the morals of the American media, and the quality of said media, is taking a turn for the worse." 

Danielle Bregoli has been rewarded for being a disrespectful, unruly, brat, to her mother, to Dr. Phil, to audience members, who she doesn't even know. She's getting a reward for being an absolute ass.   And it's disgusting.  Talent? Who needs it? Skill? Unimportant. Threatening to fight everybody? Give that girl a show! 
If I had known that if I had just paid more attention in "Twat 101" class as a child, that I'd get my own show, you know I'd be famous now.

Good night. Cash sum zees.
Love,
Wallis Brown xoxox